Yuletide came, bringing along with it a slurry of white snow and grey slush. I made a trip back to my mountain hometown in Falcorth, and couldn't wait to meet Vel and Finny again. I wasn't away for too long, but little did I know that a surprise was in store for me that would turn my world upside-down.
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Luka's Version
"Hello! I'm back!" I shouted as I hopped off the carriage, but only a stranger awaited me - a stern looking but pretty Haranyan woman with flame-red hair and violet eyes.
"Hello, Luka."
"Hello ... do I know you? Hey, isn't that ... Why are you wearing my shifu's armor .. and using his weapon?! Has something happened? Did you do something to him!"
"... No, I'm your shifu."
What?! IMPOSSIBLE!
I took a step back. How could this be? This is not true!!
"Let's duel and we will find out!" Taking a stance I knew too well, the archer drew her bowstring and fired a whizzing arrow at me with deadly accuracy. Within twenty seconds, I was overpowered and kneeling on the ground, vanquished. Then came the evil laugh: "Mwahahaha!"
It was him alright. I wanted to deny it, but I knew it to be true. My shifu has become a woman. The reality came upon me, like the ground when a glider gave way on a flight out of Tigerspine Mountains. I tried to stand up, clutching at anything for support.
"No ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
A flock of birds took flight at the sudden cry as a Firran sank into the grass and spiralled into despair.
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Finny's Version
"shifu .. is it really you?"
"... yes."
"How is it that you've become a woman?"
"What's wrong with being a woman?" ._.
"Nothing, just asking."
"They're better looking than guys, so I got a sex change."
"Oh."
"Come, let's duel."
"Ok."